Conversation

Things I heard in the van this morning:

Me: Sam, put your gloves on so your hands don't get cold.
Sam: I only have one.
Me: Why's that?
Sam: I don't know.
Me: maybe the other one is at home.
Will (from the backseat): There's some extra ones back here. Here you go Sam, wear these.
Sam: Will! You're a genius!!!

I didn't even know he knew that word, 'genius!'

Will: Mom, I'm just going to give people the short version, about my hair.
Me: Oh yeah? What's that?
Will: hair got cut.
Me: And what if people ask you who did that to you?
Will: then I'll say, 'don't want to talk about it.' If people ask you, you tell them the short version too.

huh.