Unique Bedtime Excuses

Me: Why aren't you in bed?
Will: I have a question.
Me: What do you want?
Will: It's a question for only Dad.
Me: Go find him. (He can deal with him!)
Later...
Me: What did Will want?
Damon: He wanted to know if I'd be the narrator of his play (we both laugh) - the one he and Sam and Noah and Jack are putting on. I asked him if they knew they were in his play and he said no, he hadn't asked them yet. I think it was just an excuse to get out of bed.
Me: Ya think?!